Don't be raisin, eat Brad Pitt's Raisins
"For you, it might be a nice snack in a small old-timey cardboard package. To you, it might just be little _ants_ sprinkled on your _log_. To us, it is genocide. Do not eat raisins, unless of course they are Brad Pitts's."The California Raisin
Not only are raisins both bouyant and technically edible...
Quit horsing around! Raisin up against the tyranny of flavorful foods
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